Beautiful Actress Portal: 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Emma Watson Glamour Italy December 2012

Ellie Gonsalves in Maxim Australia is giving me Carmen Electra vibes

I know of a hot brunette who comes from the land down under and that's about all I can say about my knowledge of babes of Australia. Trust me, I understand that there are a ton of gorgeous famous women that come from the country but I'm less familiar with those who are only popular in their native land. Looking at these images of Ellie Galveston in the current issue of Maxim Australia, at first I thought Carmen Electra had dyed her hair even lighter. Then I looked closer, realized that this was a different woman, did no research on her and just decided to post her pictures because it's the end of the world as we know it and it's best to go out with women this fine.

Tags: australia, ellie gonsalves, hot new face, maxim, swimsuits

If the world is ending today, will we care about missing Lea Michele on the cover of January's Marie Clare

I have never professed to be a fan of Lea Michele because "Glee" is pretentious and fucking annoying and she's really not that hot. I feel comfortable finally getting this off my chest because it's not going to bite me in the ass tomorrow, seeing as how no one will ever see these words beyond today. In the January 2013 issue of Marie Clare, Michele talks about her boobs, how her favorite Xmas gift ever was a coffee maker and more or less spews the words that she's been fed by people who think that this is what the public wants to hear in order to get past her negative press about what a cunt she acts like to other people in the industry. You were nothing without that lame show, Schnoz face and you're not looking good for having an awesome future since "oh god! Oh God! We're all going to die!" and the biggest thing that you've done lately is make an appearance at a Kohl's store to promote the shittily made Candies clothing that is meant for soccer moms either trying to look twentyish or not caring if they dress their 11 year olds that way. Gosh, that felt good to get off my far more ample and far more fabulous than yours chest.

Tags: glee, january 2013, lea michele, magazine, marie clare

India Reynolds puts on lingerie and makes Doomsday curvy, sexy

India Reynolds is one of those UK broads who frequently appears on the cover and in the stuck together pages of Nuts magazine. Yes, I can stick pages together just as well as you guys can. No, if you don't understand that, I'm not going to explain it to you. I guess I figured that if we were going to have to give any of this Doomsday crap serious consideration, I'm only going so far as to bring you as much skin as out advertisers will allow. Hell, if this thing really goes down, let me confess that I'm an atheist and believe that I'm going to be left behind while all you god people go somewhere special. This means that I'm not going to have to wait in line for roller coasters at Six Flags... my chances of winning when I'm gambling are astronomically higher than ever before, and there will be no one to judge me unfairly on my porn preferences.